New Comic Wednesday: Holo-Awkward

Happy be-lated Thanksgiving, comic collectors! Did everyone catch the new Star Wars Trailer? Did anyone else think you were getting pranked in the first few seconds. I did. It's not racist... I just saw a meme before I watched the trailer. So I thought it was fake. Thankfully it wasn't. Anyone who hates the lightsaber needs to watch the Colbert Report. Also, the Millennium Falcon is as beautiful as ever. 

Time for another installment of CJ's fave comic hotties! That's a long title... anyway, if you don't know what that means it is the week with both Grayson and Legendary Star-Lord! Grayson has been doing his job as a spyral spy and we know that Grayson's face is basically altered, so no one can tell the former boy wonder and dark heir is alive. Convenient isn't it? I wonder if the bat family could even see him. Maybe I see that in Grayson's future? 

In this issue Grayson goes through the desert holding a baby. For days with limited food and water, Grayson carries a baby with an important body part the organization is after. But Grayson won't let them hurt the baby, will he? He will save the baby from the desert and spyral. The lady was wrong... Grayson is not just a man!

I want an explanation for the organs. Are organs transferable through birth? There are so many things I do not understand. Also, I can't wait till the annual comes out because I am dying to know who Helena is. 

Now, time for Star-Lord's date. Kinda... I think it's kind of awkward how Kitty is on a holo-date... she even wore skates even when she wasn't really skating... and how do you go to second base with a hologram? Weird. Anyway, I love the suit. I mean who doesn't... it's very Dumb and Dumber. But even with the efforts of Star-Lord trying to keep the Holo-date work free, but not awkward free, he still gets captured by the Slaughter Squad. Le sigh. Now, its Kitty to the rescue... my least favorite X-men. 

Now, who didn't see the identity of Mister Knife coming? I saw it. It's depressing really... when things seem obvious. 

Also out this week, Angela: Asgard's Assassin. Now, I will admit that I didn't read the last part of Original Sin: Thor and Loki, so I might be a little lost at first, but I'm sure I will catch up. Stay tuned for more stuff. 

New Comic Wednesday: Who would win in a fight? Superman or Batman...

The real question is Superman or Goku... but if you knew both sides well you would know the answer,  sorry... 

Anyway! 

The Eternal Jester Prince is back. Officially. 

Behind the face of someone we thought was harmless lied the face of someone incredibly dangerous. We can barely understand or predict! That's what is so great about the joker. A criminal mastermind that is totally random. At least I don't think like the joker, so I wouldn't know. 

But what was this second story in the back of batman? Robot Joker Apocalypse! It will be continued, so hopefully we understand more. 

But... joker might be the eternal jester prince, but batman is the eternal darkness king! The dark knight! People are gonna ask me, do you think batman is dead? Obviously not, batman has future issues planned out. But even if the previews book didnt exist... batman won't die until Dick Grayson is back to take over. 

Evem if he is dead. Guess what is out now? Remastered Batman ... Adam... West version! And my first love BURT WARD! 

Now to try to balance my life out with a Marvel comic. I should have bought Superior Iron Man... I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THE NEW THOR IS! From what I can understand... she has to be a normal human. Cause she talks like an asgardian, but she thinks like a regular human... almost like a teenager. Ugh. This makes me mad. I'm almost ready to just skim through. We know who captain america is, but who is she?! 

Movie Monday: Guardians of the Galaxy not 100% a dick.

The weekend is over, and that means movie Monday is upon us! This weekend Guardians of the Galaxy came out in theaters. Now, i will honestly say, the only time I ever heard of GOTG is when I went through boxes of a comic shop and when I saw their new comic out on the table. I didn't pick it up, but even before the movie came out or was officiously announced, I heard it was one of the better current Marvel comics. Let's face it, most people have never heard of Guardians of the Galaxy till the movie was announced. 

With most of the Marvel comics being more like their movies, it's hard to be critical on the new movie. The new Guardians Comic is very similar to the movie with costumes and looks. Wait, that should be the other way around. 

Anyway, the characters that stole the movie Rocket and Groot (aka Han Solo and Chewie). Who doesn't love how adorable Groot is. Though, can I get a dancing Groot toy?! I'll replace my sunflower with it! 

Also, Starlord, even if he seems like a pretty-boy, playboy, imbecile, he seems like the perfect caring non-selfish leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy! He seems so dreamy in a way! I don't know if anyone agrees with me. However, I wish they stuck with the original back-story of Starlord. It makes it more intense in a way, but I guess the backstory in the movie still makes his weakness for girls understandable. Starlord is definetely a mommas boy. 

Thanos is PERFECT! 

Before I give too much credits to the characters in the movies, Gamora is not my favorite. I like her, I just don't like the look they used. I like the above Gamora the best. 

Or this one... I can't decide. Maybe I just wish they did the eyes like they do in the comics. That would be so cool! 

Though, the end credits... Not gonna give it away, but I wished they would have spent more time on it. The scene looked fake and it disappointed me. I loved the end scene for Captain America with Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. But I can't talk about it much without spoiling it! 

All in all, a MUST SEE movie. I was scared that this movie would be too much like Iron Man 3 (the marvel movie I hate the most), but it wasn't. Just enough action, just enough humor. And all the main characters are lovable. 

Anyway! If you didn't have enough of Guardians of the Galaxy, Starlord #2 and Rocket Racoon #2 come out this Wednesday at comic stores! I think I'll be collecting Starlord from now on. Nothing against Rocket. Starlord is probably my next crush.